I'm trying to purchase your product . . . just let me!!!!

Comcast is my only cable option. No Fios availability and I have no place for a dish. Problem is, I can't actually get someone to come install it. They don't have any appointments. I take that back. They can come next Wednesday at noon. I'm sorry, but I'm a productive member of society, so I will be working. I'm not willing to waste my vacation time waiting for the cable guy. The soonest they could possibly come is one month away, but they aren't taking appointments for those dates yet. I have to call back and hope and pray that I can get one.

I offered what I thought was the perfect solution: just send me a box. Heck, I'm even willing to pick it up. I was told that this was not possible because the installer has to "do something" in my building. No he doesn't. I can hook up my television and get basic cable already. I can hook up my own cords thank you very much. It's really not that difficult. But no. Not an option.

Comcast, even though I know how crappy and awful your product is, I'm trying to buy it. Please, please, just let me.

So I guess I'll have to wait for Fios. It supposed be coming to my area in about a year and a half.