Thanks for taking away Fear Fest 09

I'm so glad you were able to remove AMC from my standard cable. It's really unfortunate that you are the monopolizing corporation of the entire Eastern Seaboard and even if it means that I have to move across the entire country, this will be the last time I ever have Comcast service. I have an idea to maximize profits regardless of customer satisfaction why don't you move every channel above 5 to the topmost tier and charge a flat $100/month. We're on our way to that and then you can just start tacking miscellaneous fees onto the flat charge as the greed grows.

I would have posted this sooner but unfortunately you can't manage to keep your technicians from spilling coffee on the servers so I had to reboot the router fourteen times.