Go directly to jail ! Do not pass go!

Well i had an amuseing idea to solve all the suspended account issues.
You develop a "go to jail app" ,and if you happen to hit to many keys one night or look at the computer wrong , of course we know what would happen now suspended ,all your friends gone ,any pictures you value adios! but in the new system you go to jail which basically means you cant operate your account accept to recieve messages.There would be a message when your friends visited saying that you where a bad boy or girl ,and your sentence is such and such a period ,and that they are more than welcome to visit and say hi .this way you get punished ,your friends dont think you dusted them off or even worse died .and you get to keep some of your hair ,your friends that you worked so hard to find again and all your groups.
Might be a fun app at least all are involved and not hovering around there email waiting for a response that might never come!