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My DS just is not starting up. Its dead after charging. There was no warning. battery was good two days before

I just downloaded "Sonic the Hedgehog 2" off the virtual console...I can hear the game's background music, but the screen remains blank. When I go to the menu screen (game in pause), I'm able to see the paused game in the background. What gives?!

Anyone else experiencing issues downloading virtual console games?

The "Check Mii Out" channel is one of those free download-able channels that you can get at the Wii Store. You can submit the famous Miis you've made and have them rated, and best of all- there are contests!

The first contest was "Mario without his Cap". Since then, the contests have been "Cleopatra", "The Biggest Bully", "The Toothfairy", etc. etc... but this week it's "Luigi without his Hat"!!!! Isn't that essentially the same thing as Mario without his cap, except maybe a little skinnier and dorkier?

I'm profoundly disgusted by their lack of creativity.

I'm not reverting back to WEP, but alas, if I don't, this will exclude my DS from Wifi.

So basically, WTF, get with the program Nintendo, and update that firmware!

Just FYI, I have an original DS. Does the Lite have WPA?

My kid thought it would be a safe place to stash money - so our wii now has a $5 inside. I would like to take apart the console and just get it out, but there are these little screws that are unusually shaped, and so I am stuck. Any ideas? I don't want to be without the wii for weeks on end.

I've tried knew batteries, re-syncing, unplugging, nothing works. Any Thoughts?

I bought the Torpedo LCD projector to play with the wii, but the video output is all garbled. The projector WILL work if I plug in a DVD player. Is the wii video output in HD, maybe?

I feel like there are better questions worth asking rather than (CAUTION: ACTUAL EXAMPLES)

You're thirsty for milk but there isn't enough left for an entire glass, what do you do?
1.) Drink Something Else
2.) Drink what's left

Which kind of water tastes better?
1.) Tap Water
2.) Bottled Water

Which would you rather dive into? A swimming pool full of Spaghetti or Vanilla pudding?
1.) Speggetti
2.) Pudding

Okay, maybe the last one is sort of funny. But it's pretty obvious that most people would say pudding. Who wants to clean chunks of meaty red sauce from their shower drain?

And why would somebody with a profound craving for milk decide, "Hmmmmm, there ain't enough fer 8 ounces here, gonna have to drink that grape soda instead!"

These questions sound like they were written by first graders with chicken brains. I'm sure that plenty of people submit great questions. Why does the "Everybody Votes" channel insist on picking the most juvenile ones?

My Wii Weather Channel is telling me that it's currently night time and 42 degrees. Although it is clearly colder than a bitter ice cube right now, I don't really find this accurate. Has anybody else encountered this problem?

I just got a Wii, and I'm trying out the sports games, but it only lets me play boxing. Why is that????

I can watch any youtube video i throw at it (even in full screen mode), but for some reason, only the frontpage of VBStv works, while I can't watch any of the videos in their flash viewer.

Can they upgrade this browser fo'real.
They can start by dumping Opera.

Can I have a list of which sites work and which ones don't. The guess and test method is getting tedious.

Friend codes are so terrible, my goodness. How am I supposed to know if anyone I know has one of these online games.

Particularly in Animal Crossing DS. Mega-frustagatin.
There must be another baby-game weirdo who plays this too. Don't be shy, show some solidarity!