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OMFBGZ
During a massive bender, our friend showed us RJDJ and we decided to download it. Three of us have iPhones and good quality headphones and ears in perfect working order. We plugged in the headphones and run the application and used Echelon. For the next 2 or 3 hours we proceeded to fuck each others brains into a primordial ooze. We have done some terrible things to each other with our clothes on. We now don't know whether to have a cold shower, call our mothers or have a cry. All that said, your application utilizes the iPhone to its fullest potential. Fucking congratulations. I, we and everyone now hates you. PS you win!!!