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I went or sent my brother or roommate to 4 different Target stores to get Go Naked hand soap.
No luck.
I tried the website, but it's all flash or whatever and takes too long to load and is impossible to navigate (we did determine that go naked still exists)
finally I googled to find the "where to buy" page, but when I went there, I only got a box asking me to choose the US or somewhere else (fine, I chose US) and then another box that said Choose location (or area or somethign) with a drop down list that had NO CONTENTS (oh, and no button to "submit" - I tried hitting enter. expectedly, nothing happened.

This, while on the phone with the person who is out trying to buy this for me.
Went back to google and found this page.
Gotta agree.
Drop the flash and make a normal website.
You may be saving the earth but your website takes so much of my electricity (in minutes spent on the site) that it's a wash. (no pun intended)

I give up. I'm going back to Ivory bar soap.
Thanks, Method.

PS - if you can find me a store (with Go Naked hand soap, or refill) within 10 miles of 33778 email me - pam at bakulanews dot com
I will NOT pay for shipping. Someone has to actually sell this stuff. They did a few months ago (although I had to drive 7 miles out of my way).