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A comment on the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

Yourmomma, talking 'like dis omgzz!1!' and calling people idiots doesn't make you a programmer or coder. With your answer you just showed us all you have no idea where the problem comes from, but you wish you had some valuable knowledge you don't have.

About the answer to the question, the guy below this has the right answer. Calling a ton of different files (like 20 js and 4/5 css) only brings problems. Also, the enourmous amount of SQL queries made by sites like this could be a problem. They should probably get bigger / faster / more stable SQL servers, and stop overusing ajax. – Hildegaard, on October 10, 2008 22:34

The Sniffer replied on September 24, 2008 19:31 to the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

Stop moaning, If you don't like it cause it's slow DONT USE IT
I'm sure the will get more servers very soon to deal with the higher demand, Thats all the problem is...

A comment on the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

Because machines, not people, do the 'administration'; they are set to disable by defau;lt when post numbers etc hit a certain limit. They claim it's a 'security measure', and I daresay it does catch a lot of trolling... but it keeps out more decent users than it disables the scum element. – FoxyBlue, on September 22, 2008 23:57

G-G replied on September 21, 2008 02:12 to the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

hy the new facebook is very f**ken slowww OMG i open it and i go to any
whare to kill my time !!!!! what the h*ll is happen !!!

A comment on the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

Geev 's a brek! – jodarn, on September 21, 2008 01:06

A comment on the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

Leave the child within alive.."not in kindergarten anymore"? Look at what 's going on around u and around the world..allow people to enjoy "kid's fun" again..being that serious makes u boring! – jodarn, on September 21, 2008 01:02

gingerpikey replied on August 23, 2008 20:59 to the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

Thanks wiigee, done that, it seems abit faster today, might have something to do with the GCSE results eupohoria being over too?

A comment on the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

Yes, at the top of the page there is a light blue bare saying "Send feedback|Back to the old Facebook" – wiigee, on August 23, 2008 19:24

A comment on the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

I agree with Wiigee, is there anyway to go back to the old facebook? – gingerpikey, on August 23, 2008 18:57

wiigee replied on August 20, 2008 00:09 to the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

Facebook is slow lately because of the transition to the "new facebook".

A comment on the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

how does it slow it down? those apps are hosted on the devs own servers, facebook just provides a portal for them. Like them or not (count me in the not) those apps are a huge part of facebook, if you take them away, you take away thousands of users. – wiigee, on August 20, 2008 00:07

sirisaac replied on August 18, 2008 09:00 to the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

Another problem I have with the level of intelligence of a large percentage of the populace of the internet, is their apparent lack of intelligence. I understand that a spelling or grammatical error will happen here or there but wen u tak liek thizz!!1!, you not only make yourself look like a fool, but you are just proving that you are part of this problem.

priya replied on August 16, 2008 19:19 to the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

i guess im joinin d club..i hav tried everythin poss ...its way tooooooooooo sleo frm my pc ! im sad...n frustrtated...!

Jada replied on July 07, 2008 11:53 to the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

I'm new to facebook and I was just begining to enjoy all the features! Totally SUCKS!

davelantor replied on June 25, 2008 14:32 to the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

there you go

davelantor replied on June 25, 2008 14:28 to the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

You retards ... here how it happens:

Applications = size

Bigger size = longer download time = more busy servers
Therefore, when few bilion people load up some 10MB page it takes more time, since its pushing on the servers.
And lets see what happens when there is LESS OR NO crappy applications.

Smaller pages = pages open faster = faster servers

Conclusion : when few bilion people download small size pages it forces the connection less.
It's not just about you ... it's about what everybody does on their pages and how many people open new pages on certain time period.
Facebook has high latency.

Solution 1: Don't add applications you dont need and spread the word.
Solution 2: Put all the crappy applications as you please BUT STOP complaining about the speed because you are part of the problem.
Solution 3: Facebook should get (buy or rent) better servers or better connections.
Solution 4: Facebook could limitate the number of applications that are allowed or / and set a size limitation for the applications.

And btw. .. on the pages, not all videos / pictures etc. are connected to Facebook. Those are links, which are connected to youtube or some other servers.

A comment on the question "Why is facebook so slow lately?" in Facebook:

LOL what an idiot you're making out of yourself. mauro. That's like saying VIAGRA spam that comes through to your hotmail should be there cos some people want it. Just cos Idiots like YOU want this spam crap on their facbooks doesn't mean everyone else does, but the nature of the way Facebook works promotes SPAM applications, and some even force you to invite others to see what they do. Clever users ofc ignore these notifications, but the general populace (ie idiots) add every tiny piece of crap they get sent through. The type of person who clicks on each and every one of those 'YOU JUST WON A LAPTOP!!! OMGZZZ!!111" popups that appears and then screams about MS's shitty software when their PC dies. You clearly have no idea if you think that increasing servers and hardware will remove the spam and speed things up. Add more servers, without combatting the problem, and they'll just fill with crap within no time, and you're back at square 1. Try again. – Yourmomma, on June 16, 2008 23:16