PHP Based Lifestream instead of Java?

I would like suggest a PHP Based Lifestream method of displaying the items. Why? Because java doesn't seem to be geeky friendly and sometimes bogs down most people's computers. With having a PHP based lifestream, almost everyone benefits not only to even work on ranging from slow computer to mobile phones(for viewing profiles only), but from better performance because you don't need any fancy smanshy scripts to get the job done. PHP is also more appealing to wider ranges of people including the tech savvy ones like me and is likley to get a little bit more popularity.