splash page on zocku needs to be changed!

i have a zocku site but i must admit that the splash page looks verry scarry. people in my own affiliate programe tell me that the splash page scares people away because it looks like a virus site. ok we need to let people know its an xrated site & intended for adults only but i beleive the splash page should be changed to something a little less scarry looking & i also beleive this could be done within one day so i plead with you to please change the splash page for zocku networks. im sure it wont be too difficult for someone to come up with something a lot less scarry looking but still give the same warning.
please! before you do anything else change the splash page.