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An important memorandum from the Director of MI6
Hello. Eston here with an official announcement from MI6.
First of all, my apologies for the radio silence as of late. I must state with much gravitas that I have been under investigation by my own Servicemen, as MI6 suspects that I have been compromised and have become a double agent for the Russian FSB through a contact known only by her cover name Наталья. I have spent the past six years with a flawless record defending Queen and Country, and I must state that as of today this investigation has been completed and my name has been cleared. I have not been compromised by any foreign service.
Instead, I have been compromised by an entirely different and stronger force. It is a force that crosses borders with recklessness and speed, a force that is more powerful than all of the arms in my arsenal. I have been compromised by the force of love, and with the end of my investigation both my Russian counterpart and I have retired from our respective foreign services. I will cease to be the Director of MI6 on Sunday, 12 July 2009 00:00 GMT. At this point, I will be stripped of my Director title and will simply be an MI6-allied Spymaster.
With this resignation, I am giving up my post in the British Virgin Islands and relocating to America for a while, as my Russian companion has had her visas revoked for all Commonwealth states. Whilst my replacement Director has not been named by the Directorate as of yet, I suspect all MI6 spies in the field are able to continue field operations in the dark until our positions have been made more secure.
A final encrypted message for Spymasters in the field follows:
484958544D55444E56574641
454B59595153474455474154
514644555650544E49484643
494A57564157544C4A514B4D
4144415553444A4D49575951
4244565A4141494651514857
594956585A4A4B455845454B
4452504A4D4D514141535051
4A4148424E56574D4C5A564F
495055544B47554D4B535158454A4
4424841494E424949555153554351
504B5053425349564549515445525
24F4350415351485A444E4D514D4C
484C564B4947524B455A44505549584D4654424
15954504F49504A444E54564E46414C44575246
59505758465242504955495658584F595453424F44444
74655585A4C4649564D474D514D454B59494446494651
4E5046415251584E495A5846534C5A445A4F504F485946424C53
415853455A56545555595A58514C515858584F444A5747485141
4753564C4B5347494743575951484145515559424D494A55464F4
44F414F485857454A464249494F50535543464155505357595551
4D5143574B46515841565249564558534451475049544443434A4
54E585146515250565645515356505A444C5154484C414E45444B
4B52504A594459474D5559504700
First of all, my apologies for the radio silence as of late. I must state with much gravitas that I have been under investigation by my own Servicemen, as MI6 suspects that I have been compromised and have become a double agent for the Russian FSB through a contact known only by her cover name Наталья. I have spent the past six years with a flawless record defending Queen and Country, and I must state that as of today this investigation has been completed and my name has been cleared. I have not been compromised by any foreign service.
Instead, I have been compromised by an entirely different and stronger force. It is a force that crosses borders with recklessness and speed, a force that is more powerful than all of the arms in my arsenal. I have been compromised by the force of love, and with the end of my investigation both my Russian counterpart and I have retired from our respective foreign services. I will cease to be the Director of MI6 on Sunday, 12 July 2009 00:00 GMT. At this point, I will be stripped of my Director title and will simply be an MI6-allied Spymaster.
With this resignation, I am giving up my post in the British Virgin Islands and relocating to America for a while, as my Russian companion has had her visas revoked for all Commonwealth states. Whilst my replacement Director has not been named by the Directorate as of yet, I suspect all MI6 spies in the field are able to continue field operations in the dark until our positions have been made more secure.
A final encrypted message for Spymasters in the field follows:
484958544D55444E56574641
454B59595153474455474154
514644555650544E49484643
494A57564157544C4A514B4D
4144415553444A4D49575951
4244565A4141494651514857
594956585A4A4B455845454B
4452504A4D4D514141535051
4A4148424E56574D4C5A564F
495055544B47554D4B535158454A4
4424841494E424949555153554351
504B5053425349564549515445525
24F4350415351485A444E4D514D4C
484C564B4947524B455A44505549584D4654424
15954504F49504A444E54564E46414C44575246
59505758465242504955495658584F595453424F44444
74655585A4C4649564D474D514D454B59494446494651
4E5046415251584E495A5846534C5A445A4F504F485946424C53
415853455A56545555595A58514C515858584F444A5747485141
4753564C4B5347494743575951484145515559424D494A55464F4
44F414F485857454A464249494F50535543464155505357595551
4D5143574B46515841565249564558534451475049544443434A4
54E585146515250565645515356505A444C5154484C414E45444B
4B52504A594459474D5559504700
I’m in love
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Inappropriate?in which language you want translated?
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Inappropriate?Arabic:
مرحبا. Eston هنا مع الاعلان الرسمي عن MI6. أولا وقبل كل شيء ، واعتذاري لاذاعة الصمت حتى وقت متأخر. ويجب أن أذكر بكثير من الجاذبية التي كانت قيد التحقيق من جانب الجنود بلدي ، كما يشتبه في ان MI6 لقد أصبحت الشبهة وعميل مزدوج لقوات الامن الفيدرالية الروسية من خلال الاتصال يعرف سوى اسم Наталья غطاء لها. لقد قضيت السنوات الست الماضية سجلا لا تشوبه شائبة مع الملكة والدفاع عن البلد ، ويجب أن أذكر أن ذلك اعتبارا من اليوم ، وقد تم الانتهاء من التحقيق واسمي قد أزيلت. لم أكن من قبل أي شبهة السلك الدبلوماسي.
وبدلا من ذلك ، لقد كانت نتيجة مختلفة تماما وقوة. وهي القوة التي تعبر الحدود مع التهور والسرعة والقوة التي هي أقوى من كل الأسلحة في الترسانة بلدي. لقد بسبب قوة الحب ، وانتهاء التحقيق بلادي بلادي الروسي على حد سواء ، ولدي كل منا تقاعد من وزارة الخارجية. وسوف يتوقف عن أن يكون مدير MI6 يوم الاحد 12 يوليو 2009 00:00 بتوقيت جرينتش. عند هذه النقطة ، سوف تكون لي المدير جرد من اللقب وبكل بساطة أن يكون MI6 المتحالفة Spymaster.
هذه الاستقالة ، وأنا على التخلي عن منصبي في جزر فيرجن البريطانية والأمريكية لنقل لبعض الوقت ، لي رفيق الروسية كان لها إلغاء تأشيرات الدخول بالنسبة لجميع دول الكومنولث. في حين استبدال المدير بلدي ولم تعلن الشرطة اسم المديرية اعتبارا من بعد ، وأظن كل MI6 الجواسيس في الميدان قادرة على الاستمرار في العمليات الميدانية في الظلام حتى مواقفنا قدمت أكثر أمنا.
نهائي رسالة مشفرة للجواسيس في مجال التالي : -
Inappropriate?Russian :
Здравствуйте. Eston здесь с официальным заявлением от MI6. Прежде всего, мои извинения за радио молчание, как в последнее время. Я должен заявить, с большим авторитетом, что я был под следствием по моей военнослужащих, как MI6 подозревает о том, что я был скомпрометирован, и стал двойным агентом ФСБ России через контакт Известно лишь ее имя Наталья покрова. Я провел последние шесть лет, с безупречной записи защитить королеву и страну, и я должен заявить, что на сегодняшний день это расследование было завершено, и мое имя было очищено. Я не был скомпрометирован любой дипломатической службе.
Вместо этого, я был под совершенно разными и сильнее силы. Это сила, которая пересекает границы с неосторожностью и скорость, сила, которая является более мощным, чем все это оружие в своем арсенале. Я был под силу любви, и с конца моего расследования обе мои российские коллеги, и я вышел в отставку с нашими зарубежными услуг. Я перестанет быть директором MI6 в воскресенье, 12 июля 2009 00:00 по Гринвичу. На данный момент, я буду лишен своего титула и директор будет просто MI6-союзников Spymaster.
С этой отставки, я даю свой пост на Британских Виргинских островах и переселения в Америку, на какое-то время, как мой русский спутник имеет своих отменил визы для всех стран Содружества государств. Хотя моя замена директор не был назван в дирекции, как еще, я подозреваю, все MI6 шпионов на местах имеют возможность продолжить операции на местах в темное время суток, пока наши позиции были более безопасными.1 Comment
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That is fairly accurate as far as Russian language is concerned. :) I see some slight errors but don't feel like remembering that keyboard layout at the moment.
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Inappropriate?So you're quitting the spymaster team/you got fired?
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Inappropriate?Okay, if Phil doesn't know what you are talking about how are the rest of us?
Congrats on finally getting laid Eston! It's a good thing, ain't it?
I’m happy Eston lost his cherry
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I'm always the last to know anything... gahhhh. And yes, congrats on getting laid(?).
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Inappropriate?I explained this out of character in the encrypted message. Basically, yes, I resigned from my position as Design Director at iList and am going on vacation for a while. It's been a lot of fun working on this project but I need to chill out for a bit. :)2 Comments Add a comment
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well I hope you have fun on your vacation and I also hope the new MI6 boss is a hottie too *whistles*
Now where was I? Oh yes... Assassination attempt *stealth mode* -
I know, you're all waiting for me to decode, I just haven't had time.
Since this is the last message, I'll post the text when I find the key and decode it. Sad too, I really liked the secret message portion of the game. -
Inappropriate?Eston,
Enjoy your vacation, but do not look back on this resignation 20 years from now and tell people at dinner parties, with frustrated shame, "I was once the fifth Spymaster..."
-Goodge
I’m thinking Ringo summed it up nicely when he stated, "I've got a hole in me pocket."
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Inappropriate?psst, Eston - before you go, hit this: 1080432231217
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Inappropriate?Alas, Eston.. The MI6 is loosing a fine Director indeed! Queen and Country will be protected in your leave!
I’m thankful
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