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Account suspended. All help links broken. Zero response from "staff."
Account suspended for no apparent reason. All links "for more information" 404. Absolutely no response to support ticket 318788 in three days. Why do I get the feeling that the Twitter "support staff" is one kid in a threadless t-shirt stroking his patchy beard to a Kid Robot catalog in the bathroom at Peet's all day long?
I sincerely hope that Twitter keeps it real by refusing to sell out to the man because that might make it impossible to meet the goals of their current synergy mission to provide absolutely no customer service whatsoever.
I sincerely hope that Twitter keeps it real by refusing to sell out to the man because that might make it impossible to meet the goals of their current synergy mission to provide absolutely no customer service whatsoever.
I’m edgy as all get out.
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Inappropriate?Ah, they just eliminated my ability to create new support tickets, so clearly someone is actually reading them and they're just attempting to teach me some sort of passive-aggressive lesson by pretending they're not. Somebody dump some more VC funding into this shithole before Ashton Kutcher takes them down another peg.
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Inappropriate?Here comes day 25. I want to join Team Twitter so I never have to do anything and still get paid.
I’m less important than an Iranian.
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