Another "Why on earth is my account suspended for?!?!?"

It's another case of "Why was my account suspended?" - why? just why?
i've read heaps of problems on these & the amount of time it takes for Twitter to get back to these things, so i'm trying to inform more to get noticed...
Come on Twitter, look into these more often. I am not some bot impersonator, it's clearly a parody - do your research of the account first before you block/suspend them!
Right now is probably the worst time I could not have my followers being able to listen to me, I have a hefty amount of events coming up in the next two holidays. This is highly frustrating.. annoying.. violating.. & outrageous. :(