Buying my Twitter shirt

I am a Twitter junkie. My name is @misc. I've racked up 1090 followers and 10,867 updates in the last year, which I've taken off from school. Now I'm back at school (Oberlin College. It's in Ohio.TM) and nobody here uses Twitter. I would like to change that. One way I could change that is to wear my incredibly cool "Wearing my Twitter shirt" shirt. People will ask "what is Twitter" and I will tell them, and tell them to sign up. But in order to do this, I need said shirt. If you would offer to sell me one, I would be oh so greatful and forgive you for all your outages. Please? :) :) :) :)