JFF: Let's have some fun with movies...

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Needed to kill time, made a few jokes about some movies, they're stupid, don't get the wrong idea, but I like some stupid jokes once in a while... feel free to share anything funny, weird, nonsensical, stupid in this thread... the worse, the better...

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ElM, 
there's no list link.  :)
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15yearsIMDber

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there's no link, just a picture, anyone's free to share a link though :)
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Ooh, I see... :D! 
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Not sure if these jokes are what you had in mind or not, but here goes.  Disclaimer: If I offend anyone by offending a movie they like, I am sorry.  Everyone has their own taste.  ;)

I thought Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland was kinda good... then I watched it after my fever went away.

What did Vin Diesel say after a long day of driving on-set Fast and Furious?  "I'm tire-d!"  :D
Well, actually he said, "M trd... mmmm," but that was his point.
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That's the stuff I want, it's got to rise below good taste and sophistication, I like it.
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Thanks!  My taste is generally good, though, but I'll try.  :D
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Here's one, have you heard of the Eskimo remake of a classic Western, it's called "The Good, the Bad and the Igloo"
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A Frozen Spaghetti Western Dinner Movie from Swanson. No not Gloria!
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Want to hear the longest, slowest conversation ever?  Put Christopher Walken, Bella from Twilight, and Severus Snape to talking!
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And have it directed by Terrence Malick!
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LOL!  That's good!
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Yeah, that is, indeed, a good one. 
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There were gonna have a remake of Around the World in 80 Days (2004)
After reviewing the puny budget granted by the studio, They decided that this would not work.
It would have been Around the World in 8 Minutes (2020) So they decided the Movie needed to be Zapped
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Riddle:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, and Chuck Norris got mugged by a pip squeak... how did this happen?  :O  :D