JFF: Let's have some fun with movies...

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Needed to kill time, made a few jokes about some movies, they're stupid, don't get the wrong idea, but I like some stupid jokes once in a while... feel free to share anything funny, weird, nonsensical, stupid in this thread... the worse, the better...

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Not sure if these jokes are what you had in mind or not, but here goes.  Disclaimer: If I offend anyone by offending a movie they like, I am sorry.  Everyone has their own taste.  ;)

I thought Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland was kinda good... then I watched it after my fever went away.

What did Vin Diesel say after a long day of driving on-set Fast and Furious?  "I'm tire-d!"  :D
Well, actually he said, "M trd... mmmm," but that was his point.
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That's the stuff I want, it's got to rise below good taste and sophistication, I like it.
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Thanks!  My taste is generally good, though, but I'll try.  :D
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15yearsIMDber

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Here's one, have you heard of the Eskimo remake of a classic Western, it's called "The Good, the Bad and the Igloo"
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A Frozen Spaghetti Western Dinner Movie from Swanson. No not Gloria!
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Want to hear the longest, slowest conversation ever?  Put Christopher Walken, Bella from Twilight, and Severus Snape to talking!
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And have it directed by Terrence Malick!
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LOL!  That's good!
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Yeah, that is, indeed, a good one. 
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