JFF: Let's have some fun with movies...

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Needed to kill time, made a few jokes about some movies, they're stupid, don't get the wrong idea, but I like some stupid jokes once in a while... feel free to share anything funny, weird, nonsensical, stupid in this thread... the worse, the better...

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15yearsIMDber aka ElMo

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Not sure if these jokes are what you had in mind or not, but here goes.  Disclaimer: If I offend anyone by offending a movie they like, I am sorry.  Everyone has their own taste.  ;)

I thought Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland was kinda good... then I watched it after my fever went away.

What did Vin Diesel say after a long day of driving on-set Fast and Furious?  "I'm tire-d!"  :D
Well, actually he said, "M trd... mmmm," but that was his point.
2019-06-30T14:55:38+00:00
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That's the stuff I want, it's got to rise below good taste and sophistication, I like it.
2019-06-30T14:56:20+00:00
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Thanks!  My taste is generally good, though, but I'll try.  :D
2019-06-30T14:57:53+00:00
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Here's one, have you heard of the Eskimo remake of a classic Western, it's called "The Good, the Bad and the Igloo"
2019-07-01T01:44:04+00:00
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A Frozen Spaghetti Western Dinner Movie from Swanson. No not Gloria!
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Want to hear the longest, slowest conversation ever?  Put Christopher Walken, Bella from Twilight, and Severus Snape to talking!
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2019-06-30T15:02:38+00:00
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And have it directed by Terrence Malick!
2019-06-30T15:36:59+00:00
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LOL!  That's good!
2019-07-01T12:37:26+00:00
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Yeah, that is, indeed, a good one. 
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When in Rome  Don't Drink the Water From Dusk Till Dawn because An Inconvenient Woman  may know 12 Angry Men that will use Magnum Force that will Curb Your Enthusiasm for the Foodfight!
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