Live Poll: Movies Ideas Based on Stupid Puns

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Puns are easy, puns are stupid.Puns are lousy or insipid.Puns are stinky, puns are fun.Puns make imagination run!

Which of these stupid films premises based on the lousiest possible puns would make the most interesting film?

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls068785042/

https://www.imdb.com/poll/oUO4q1n_Aeg/
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Posted 5 months ago

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1731141/
'Genders Endgame':
Adult Ender Wiggin turns out to be a transsexual and does a sex change to join the DC cinematic universe and becomes the new Detective Comics super heroine Tender Gender.

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335345/
'Fashion of the Christ'
Jesus sees what's coming ahead and has no fancy following his fathers plans, so he flees, suffers a long period being scornt by his father, but at least gets himself out of trouble by founding a new fashion label

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Thanks Breu, that's the spirit, I allowed myself a little "cut" to avoid controversy... but I loved both suggestions
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Glad I could help. The changes are ok, it was just fyc. :D
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Any of those sounds better than the actual movies, lol!
I say The Last Jedi Hard
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Actually, all these plots sound hilarious to me!
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Sugg:
Beauty and the Beast of Bray Road
A modern-day Belle travels from France to Wisconsin, where she encounters the famed Beast of Bray Road.
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Salem Bombay
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ElMo,

For your consideration:
Gorillas in the Mist (1988)

Gorilla My Dreams: A young silverback gorilla falls in love with a beautiful female gorilla.

Pun of: Girl of my dreams

Inspired by Loonie Tune: Gorilla My Dreams (1948)
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ElMo,

Thanks for adding my suggestion.
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Puns are easy, puns are stupid. Puns are lousy or insipid. Puns are stinky, puns are fun. Puns make imagination run!

Hahahaha. That is perhaps one of the, hmmm, three (?) funniest intros ever. If there are another two, you probably wrote those, too. : )

...And since Salaam Bombay! is one of my three or so favorite films, I guess I'd have to go for Salem Bombay, lol. 
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... And the options are funny, too, of course. 'Really funny. : )

I'm thinking that, in the title of the poll, "Movies Ideas" should be Movie Ideas (without the s on Movie) and also in the question:

Which of these stupid film premises based on the lousiest possible puns would make the most interesting film?

(Since it's a phrase, it only needs to be pluralized once.)
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You're right, ruby... the list is operational but I hope I can make it to 15 sometime tonight, if not...12 options will do... that's enough stupidity for one list lol
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