Poll Suggestion: Said... Who?

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On the podcast '372 Pages We'll Never Get Back', comedians Mike Nelson and Conor Lastowka read books they're pretty sure they're going to hate! One of those books was 'TekWar' by writing duo William Shatner and Ron Goulart. Amidst the staleness and tedium, there were two, well, interesting sentence endings that stuck out: quotes that ended with, 'said the sweating fat man' and 'the robot pimp said disdainfully.'

Here, I've paired those endings with quotes from movies. Which one do you find the funniest?

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls046975960/

Will probably add more; feel free to suggest movie quotes (with the appropriate image would be nice) and I will decide what it should end with.  
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  • Sweaty and disdainful?

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Ed Jones (XLIX)

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???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't you understand?  :)
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NarniaisAwesome

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Those endings are so bad, they're funny paired up with dramatic phrases.  
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Yes
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wondered the dog who wanted MORE than the two funny lines while talking to his friend, the sweating fat St Bernard rather disdainfully.'


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Hey, wondered doggy, read the lines carefully -- they are cool. When it's Frozen,
"Some people are worth melting for," said the sweating fat snowman. 
Or you need a sugar bone to have fun )))
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Look you robotic pimp! The sweating fat man said with disdain, "You can't handle the truth!"
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"Toto, I've a feeling that the shiny sweating fat Robotic Tin Man Pimp is not from Kansas!"
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Sorry, I'm in one of my weird moods today!
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It's okay, lol!  They did something like that in the podcast; reading great book quotes with that tacked on the end, haha.  :)
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Tributes are one thing. Wanna be a cover comedienne?
Or do you wanna be someone who comes up with your own quotable lines.
I have made up things (Created) in my lifetime that I have heard repeated on talk radio! And I'm a nobody!
No lie!
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Oh, I believe you!  :)  But these are my own; the movie quotes, I mean.  I think it is original, because their comedy taste is mine, too - sometimes I think of things before they say them on MST/RiffTrax/372!  :D  I will keep the list the way it is and the poll-people can decide if it's live-worthy.  ;)
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OK Cool