Poll Suggestion: The 12 Slays of Christmas

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The title says it all. My true love gave to me, a machete! Yes Virginia, those 12 days
they are Horror Incarnate! I know you want to pick them all. But you can only pick one. Which
one is your favorite? Note: your picking the Quote below the titles picture!
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Haha, I like 9 Screaming Ladies... actually sounds like a real title.  ;D
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Headless Zombie Bump
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14 Slays till X-Mas
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3 Slays till Christmas!!
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Now everybody sing along with Mitch Miller!!! Watch the bouncing ball!

12 Slayers Slashing!...11 Pipers Stabbing!...10 Lords a leaking!...9 Ladies Screaming!...8 Maids a Running!...7 Swans got Swatted!...6 Geese a Slaying! (Pause)................(Slowly) 5 Wooden Stakes! (Pause)...............4 Falling Corpses!...3 Henchmen!...2 Bloody Gloves (Pause)..................

And a heartless, headless Zombie!

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I actually sang that in my head just as you wrote it... ;)
Not bad. 
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It took me a while to make that. I had to "Sing" it in my head til it sounded right! LOL
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If I'm not mistaken The 12 Days of Christmas are unknown in most countries that don't speak English, could you link the words "12 days" to the Wikipedia article or another explanatory source?
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Added the wiki reference.
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Sorry, but now I'm more confused than before.
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Dan....If you would please.
A rewrite.
Thanks!
Happy Holidays......

The 12 Slays of Christmas Horror

by Ed_Jones_XLIX | created - 11 months ago | updated - 58 seconds ago | Public

The title says it all. My true love gave to me, a machete! Yes Virginia, those 12 days they are Horror Incarnate! I know you want to pick them all. That is an option. Slash wisely.

Which one is your favorite?

Note: You're picking the Quote below the titles picture. Maybe!

12 Slayers Slashing!...11 Pipers Stabbing!...10 Lords a leaking!...9 Ladies Screaming!...8 Maids a Running!...7 Swans got Swatted!...6 Geese a Slaying! (Pause)................(Slowly) 5 Wooden Stakes! (Pause)...............4 Falling Corpses!...3 Henchmen!...2 Bloody Gloves (Pause)..................And a heartless, headless Zombie!

The origins of "The 12 Days of Christmas" is on Wiki, right here.