Worst Movies To Watch On Date Night

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Which of these movies do you think is the most inopportune for a date night?

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I think the movie Lolita is the most inappropriate movie for a date because of the nature of the ,and subject of the movie.

Follow by" the break up"
Follow by "knock up"
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The 1997 version would be even more inappropriate according to me.
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I think Good Luck Chuck should be added to that list.
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Done
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TY :)
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That has to be the worst movie to watch at all times
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Kadeskiss, abbreviation NSFL was coined for exactly cases like that. 
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This is a truly sick and horrific film.

I have a very high tolerance for the sick & horrific, but I was not able to make it past the 15 minute mark of this. Probably not even the 10 minute mark.
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I've never seen any of these...
My ex had us watch 'The Grey'... yep, real light and fun.  *rolls eyes*
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Only one I've seen is American Psycho.

It's overrated at 7.6 - I give it a 6.0
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(singing)
American Psycho
Stay away from me!
American Psycho
Bale let me be!
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Can I adopt you?

My lil sis turned 30 recently; I need a new kid sis.
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Okay, but you'll have to come pick me up at the depot, I'm very insecure and melodramatic, and I hit people who are mean to me over the head with a slate.  Other than that, I'm pretty nice.
Anne Of Green Gables  KPBS
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Muhahahaha

Touché
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FYC: 
Under the Skin (2013)
, especially if the date night is a Tinder hookup.
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With a run time of 485 minutes, Andy Warhol's Empire (1964) probably would be a mood killer for a date.

A single shot of the Empire State Building from early evening until nearly 3 am the next day.
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I wonder if you do watch this film in its entirety (all in one sitting), does that make the dating couple married via common law marriage simply because its that long of a trek?
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*Reads description of Empire and other Andy Warhol films*

*Stunned and slightly sad silence*
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Paok,

Thanks.
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Suggestion: Pretty Baby
Never seen it but it sounds like an inappropriate date movie.
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According to me, if you really want to mess up and be embarrassed, you can show baby video footage of yourself.


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Let's not forget A Serbian Film.  Anyone who thinks that is a good date movie is probably a serial killer.
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Sometimes I feel sorry for the jury who had to watch those movies to give them a rating.

I haven't watched them, and I don't wish too.
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JustinChristoph

That is the sickest film I have seen to completion. (A Serbian Film)

The title I suggested (Salo) is sicker, I did not make it past the 15 minute mark.
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Siobhan

I saw A Serbian Film on a dare.  It was quite literally the most horrible thing I ever saw in my life.
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Fyc: Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer!
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FYC:

Pink Flamingos 

Maybe the most disgusting movie ever.
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Paok,

Please change the title of your list from:
Worst Movies To Watch On Date Night

To:
Worst Movies to Watch on Date Night
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Done
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Paok,

Thank you for updating the title of your list.
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Good one! The list is so full of movies that would be awkward that it's really tough choosing just one but maybe American Psycho or Henry: Portrait of s Serial Killer or A Clockwork Orange. Good list!

FYC:

Eraserhead (David Lynch's strange & disturbing nightmare film in which a couple have a baby but it's not exactly a baby)

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Added, thanks!
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