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    • yo kevin you wanna know something real funny listen to this whats funny is how i went o get some coffee and this shit had me lost first i asked for coffee at the 7 eleven and the shit read wait a minute grasp yourself for this on the shit read brazillian..i mean damn can a nigga get a cup of coffee without a bikini wax i mean my god there were pigeons all in the window flcoking up my swag just looking at me and when i say pigeons i mean little thirsty gold diggers....they are everywhere those little cunts.....dont u hate getting a cup of coffee and you look right over your shoulder and then the next thing you see is some doo doo on your shoulder i mean real live doo doo not the doo doo from your ass but the doo doo that just drove up to the pump asking you for some change those damn pigeons neeed to stay in their coops the ones that i saw out the window as i gazed outta the 7 eleven window i mean my god she didnt even have her panties on .....like i said how hard is it to get some coffee at the 7 eleven when you have a flock of dry cooochie circling your premises who can i call about this error maybe fox eleven or channel 7 no i better not do that i might get arrested for for being black and trying to get cofffee at 7 am with my tail lights still on in thre handicapped section...and if i park there they might arrest me for not having a sticker but i pleaded that i was retarded and they didnt hear me....i mean damn how much longer does a nigga have to wait to be heard this shit is comedy.......i beeped my horn did u hear me beep....i beeped louder and louder then the police showed up and tried to arrest me for disturbing the peace..........i mean damn then i was parked in the handicap section because some pigeon tried to take up my space while i was only seeking to get coffee this shit is crazy funny hilarious...without a doubt...haha fatty haha skinny is what i said they are all laughing at me they said i was too skinny to get into my jeans so i said fuck em.....im not a tweaker....r u a tweaker lmao......no i dont hit pipes i use to back in the day way back in the day so far back when cell phones were just walkie talkies and niggas ran out of minutes....listen to this remember that way back when the boost was hott u use to call a nigga and he use to be like hold on i only got ten minutes left now nigga be like damn ten minutes...im on the all day chat plan i talk all damn day.......i mean its only $50.00 a month unlimited with boost....some fat lady at a bus stop told me that and i told her she needs to pay her bill six times on time so she can get a shrinkage plan cause shes been in mcdonalds too damn long and im falling short of excuses for her budging into me for I am skinny and they wanna arrest me for parking in the handicap section without a sticker but im retarded...lifes a trip but people let me tell you something nothing is funny the only funny thing is how everyone is on face book talking about everyone but there mommas......i mean seriously this shit is funny look around mothers need love too just the other day some lady told me shes not the daddy....n i said of course not because your daddy ran out on you too hun i mean the one u sucked and fucked then complained about because hes not around welll maybe he would stay around more often if everytime he seen you u didnt drop your draws like a pigeon.....ooooopppsss DID I SAY THAT...shits comedy bro this whole world is comedy............less than fifteen minutes ago i was just writing a letter to 50 cent and I bet u he hears me now......im a staggering g lowercase that is cause I aint exemplifying shit but drama i love drama and i dont hate i congratulate....People have got to let their voices be heard..and be careful what they say cause shit can get twisted....sorta like how I fell at the bar the other nite because i tripped over a bubble...no listen shits comedy i tripped over a bubble there was foam everywhere they call it a foam party....i came in orddered a drink and little did i know those pigeons started flocking again so right when i started thinking i was looking good mind you i had on my red bathing suit straight out the la district and as i was turning and jiving i put my right hand out and laid it on my thigh i put my left hand out and laid it on my other thigh and the bubbles started coming all out on me i was like ok hey eeyyyyyy heyyyy eyyyyyy and bamb a pigeon the same one that keeps flocking to her extent bumps into me and fall to the ground and on the way down all i see is hot run down coochie all over me i mean the shis was devistating i saw her the baby daddy she thought she was that left her the long pickle green hair line and her tomato red dress all in my face on the side of her stanking odor all over me n i get put out the club they should have called tonka truck to let her ass out before me before they said i was too drunk and leaning too hard so i had to go fuck the club the club is outta pocket.....loose change bastards...they can never give me a drink ever again...cotton mouth bastards......ill take a rain check ol whack ass hott ass club full of starving pigeons them hoes aint shit i mean that and i say that with emphasis....ol orangutang bang bang i booogie looking ass cashier trying to tell me i gotta go no u gotta go shouldnt have let pigeons in the club real talk theyre fucking up my peripheral view...this shit aint funny its comedy real sine pimpin been pimpin since friday the thirteenth that is shit is too fucking funny and rater R.....who the hell wanna see a rater R movie please tell me so what when we go in there a little poor kid who lost it at at the movies might shooot it up....bang on that mother fucker bang on that they said the counselor warned them but they must have not been listening because she flocked in like some pigeon with her snatch all out....ol stanky coochie habitat of a species...whats wrong with women these days all laid up at your best friends house sleeping with baby daddy...the baby daddy that yo homegirl can find cause hes sleeping wit yo asss.....shit is comedy...stand up shout it out i said it and if u feel u fit in the category well too bad for you im sorry i didnt mean to offend you this is some real shit...people have got to start smiling thats all im saying laugh a little bit quit crying over spilled milked that dairy got that lady at the bus stop a little too happy and she just blew up i mean hot damn she fired a cracker on me she hit me in the rear with that one...this is real talk one on one if anyone ever reads it and i dont ever say names cause america this is some true shit.....peolpe have got to feel me when i say tru shit..real recognize real...n what about the greyhound in la that shit is terrible...they have all these damn lanes i mean they say pull forward but everytime i try to pull forward these pigeons come out and just get to start clacking....repeatedly over and over...i mean damn my baggae cant be claimed when we have little spider dooopty pigeon woman all in the express lane damn.....i tried to get my luggage but that hoe kept chirping at me like she was hungry so i threw her some change...n the shit got deeper...she cocked her eye liked she wanted to fight so i sat back real far and thought to myself"ILLL BE DAMNNNNNN IF THIS NAPY HEADED PIGEON DONT GO GET SOME CRISCO FOR HER BISCUIT-I MIGHT NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH THE GATE" there i go again being stalled out this shit is crazy........yo my names young lahnita check my youtube channel...im infamous alright...whooop holla
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  • I’m sad
    I have placed a few orders with PCH and I have lost my job, and I now don't have the money to pay for my orders. Please cancel all my orders.
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    • yo kevin you wanna know something real funny listen to this whats funny is how i went o get some coffee and this shit had me lost first i asked for coffee at the 7 eleven and the shit read wait a minute grasp yourself for this on the shit read brazillian..i mean damn can a nigga get a cup of coffee without a bikini wax i mean my god there were pigeons all in the window flcoking up my swag just looking at me and when i say pigeons i mean little thirsty gold diggers....they are everywhere those little cunts.....dont u hate getting a cup of coffee and you look right over your shoulder and then the next thing you see is some doo doo on your shoulder i mean real live doo doo not the doo doo from your ass but the doo doo that just drove up to the pump asking you for some change those damn pigeons neeed to stay in their coops the ones that i saw out the window as i gazed outta the 7 eleven window i mean my god she didnt even have her panties on .....like i said how hard is it to get some coffee at the 7 eleven when you have a flock of dry cooochie circling your premises who can i call about this error maybe fox eleven or channel 7 no i better not do that i might get arrested for for being black and trying to get cofffee at 7 am with my tail lights still on in thre handicapped section...and if i park there they might arrest me for not having a sticker but i pleaded that i was retarded and they didnt hear me....i mean damn how much longer does a nigga have to wait to be heard this shit is comedy.......i beeped my horn did u hear me beep....i beeped louder and louder then the police showed up and tried to arrest me for disturbing the peace..........i mean damn then i was parked in the handicap section because some pigeon tried to take up my space while i was only seeking to get coffee this shit is crazy funny hilarious...without a doubt...haha fatty haha skinny is what i said they are all laughing at me they said i was too skinny to get into my jeans so i said fuck em.....im not a tweaker....r u a tweaker lmao......no i dont hit pipes i use to back in the day way back in the day so far back when cell phones were just walkie talkies and niggas ran out of minutes....listen to this remember that way back when the boost was hott u use to call a nigga and he use to be like hold on i only got ten minutes left now nigga be like damn ten minutes...im on the all day chat plan i talk all damn day.......i mean its only $50.00 a month unlimited with boost....some fat lady at a bus stop told me that and i told her she needs to pay her bill six times on time so she can get a shrinkage plan cause shes been in mcdonalds too damn long and im falling short of excuses for her budging into me for I am skinny and they wanna arrest me for parking in the handicap section without a sticker but im retarded...lifes a trip but people let me tell you something nothing is funny the only funny thing is how everyone is on face book talking about everyone but there mommas......i mean seriously this shit is funny look around mothers need love too just the other day some lady told me shes not the daddy....n i said of course not because your daddy ran out on you too hun i mean the one u sucked and fucked then complained about because hes not around welll maybe he would stay around more often if everytime he seen you u didnt drop your draws like a pigeon.....ooooopppsss DID I SAY THAT...shits comedy bro this whole world is comedy............less than fifteen minutes ago i was just writing a letter to 50 cent and I bet u he hears me now......im a staggering g lowercase that is cause I aint exemplifying shit but drama i love drama and i dont hate i congratulate....People have got to let their voices be heard..and be careful what they say cause shit can get twisted....sorta like how I fell at the bar the other nite because i tripped over a bubble...no listen shits comedy i tripped over a bubble there was foam everywhere they call it a foam party....i came in orddered a drink and little did i know those pigeons started flocking again so right when i started thinking i was looking good mind you i had on my red bathing suit straight out the la district and as i was turning and jiving i put my right hand out and laid it on my thigh i put my left hand out and laid it on my other thigh and the bubbles started coming all out on me i was like ok hey eeyyyyyy heyyyy eyyyyyy and bamb a pigeon the same one that keeps flocking to her extent bumps into me and fall to the ground and on the way down all i see is hot run down coochie all over me i mean the shis was devistating i saw her the baby daddy she thought she was that left her the long pickle green hair line and her tomato red dress all in my face on the side of her stanking odor all over me n i get put out the club they should have called tonka truck to let her ass out before me before they said i was too drunk and leaning too hard so i had to go fuck the club the club is outta pocket.....loose change bastards...they can never give me a drink ever again...cotton mouth bastards......ill take a rain check ol whack ass hott ass club full of starving pigeons them hoes aint shit i mean that and i say that with emphasis....ol orangutang bang bang i booogie looking ass cashier trying to tell me i gotta go no u gotta go shouldnt have let pigeons in the club real talk theyre fucking up my peripheral view...this shit aint funny its comedy real sine pimpin been pimpin since friday the thirteenth that is shit is too fucking funny and rater R.....who the hell wanna see a rater R movie please tell me so what when we go in there a little poor kid who lost it at at the movies might shooot it up....bang on that mother fucker bang on that they said the counselor warned them but they must have not been listening because she flocked in like some pigeon with her snatch all out....ol stanky coochie habitat of a species...whats wrong with women these days all laid up at your best friends house sleeping with baby daddy...the baby daddy that yo homegirl can find cause hes sleeping wit yo asss.....shit is comedy...stand up shout it out i said it and if u feel u fit in the category well too bad for you im sorry i didnt mean to offend you this is some real shit...people have got to start smiling thats all im saying laugh a little bit quit crying over spilled milked that dairy got that lady at the bus stop a little too happy and she just blew up i mean hot damn she fired a cracker on me she hit me in the rear with that one...this is real talk one on one if anyone ever reads it and i dont ever say names cause america this is some true shit.....peolpe have got to feel me when i say tru shit..real recognize real...n what about the greyhound in la that shit is terrible...they have all these damn lanes i mean they say pull forward but everytime i try to pull forward these pigeons come out and just get to start clacking....repeatedly over and over...i mean damn my baggae cant be claimed when we have little spider dooopty pigeon woman all in the express lane damn.....i tried to get my luggage but that hoe kept chirping at me like she was hungry so i threw her some change...n the shit got deeper...she cocked her eye liked she wanted to fight so i sat back real far and thought to myself"ILLL BE DAMNNNNNN IF THIS NAPY HEADED PIGEON DONT GO GET SOME CRISCO FOR HER BISCUIT-I MIGHT NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH THE GATE" there i go again being stalled out this shit is crazy........yo my names young lahnita check my youtube channel...im infamous alright...whooop holla
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  • How can I send you an e-mail message.
    What is your e-mail address. I have an issue that needs to be addressed in writing. I can track receipt, printing and forwarding e-mail messages.
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  • I’m frustrated when I need to return something back
    I have order few product from Publisher Clearing House online, but, when I received the product is not exactly what I wanted. I need to return it back. I want to know how to return it back to the company?
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  • I have received a billing for a product I do not remember ordering,and I am sure I did not as after the first plant I did purchase was far from what was expected and I would not have ordered another one. I have paid for all I have ordered in the past and I did not receive or want this item that you have as an outstanding bill. Is it possible to talk to someone to correct this?
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  • Thank you for your contact. However, you
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    Dear Publisher Clearing House If it wasn't for the time , I probably
    should of contacted you a long while ago ;but now this has gotten
    ridicules . Ordered Two ( 2 ) Wallets , I believe they were about $10,
    a pcs . I never got them so I never really payed . I wrote once that I
    would pay for them anyway , because I'm on disability and money is so
    limited . But after speaking to alot of people they told that , I
    REALLY SHOULDN'T PAY FOR SOMETHING I NEVER GOT !!!! But Your
    Persistence letters of COLLECTION are becoming very Harassing ????
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  • I feel empathy with this person. I'm trying to find a way to ask a simple question that is NOT addresses in any FAQ, etc. The route to contacting the company is circular, with NO END!. I cannot find a way to ask my question. and PCH does not care.

    If anyone at the company ever reads these, you can contact me at chipros@mail.com. I do NOT have any FAQ listed, and my email address IS set up to reply to your email...with me, in person, no bot. Try it...you might make a satisfied customer out of me. Or, there are always the newspapers...they might find a way for me to contact you...
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  • I agree with the above statement they don't care.. PCH does anyone in your company know what they are doing..... I order a pendant received two letters from your company stating I would have to pay for this item before you would send it to me, for I owed your company all of $34.00
    So I emailed you stating I will no longer be a customer due to this decision you made after I have been purchasing things for a year or so.

    Then I receive a bill for the pendant that I NEVER RECEIVED...

    What is wrong with your company, I expect for you to delete the amount of $27.95 from my account for the product you told me twice you were sending (which I have the copies of the letters) and then you bill me.

    Also you WILL NOT receive the balance of approx. $34 until this pendant issued is cleared. I will also be contacting the BBB for I am sure they will be interested in this.
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  • I recently received my order from PCH and my husband accidently threw away my statement. I want to pay, but don't know where to send it. alsoo, I don't know my account number. I went to pch customer service and cannot get through to any of the faq. Please, I will gladly pay online or through the mail. HELP!!!

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  • Why does PCH Online Games allow cheating from their operators? Every single game contest PCH Online Games has cheated me out of, it is not that I can not play the games, yet the PCH Online Games manipulates the scores and tokens, you allow other people to hack scores that impossible to score in the time frame they were scored. How is this fair to everyone else that is playing the game. Yesterday on Carni-Ball at player hacks a score of 288,500 tokens 5 minutes into playing the game, it only pays top prize 500 tokens per game which means this person had to play 577 games in 5 minutes. PCH Online Games are pathethic liars, cheaters and thieves, I have reported this to the FBI Internet Fraud Division. On the Bonus Games I won 1000 tokens on all three games for 7 days in a row all PCH gave me was 50 tokens per game, PCH Online Games Posted 50 tokens to my account per game versus the 1000 I won, yet you say you don't cheat. In Hosea 4 in the Bible
    it states that if you Lie, Cheat and Steal to get ahead, that you in fact know the difference between right and wrong, yet continually lie and cheat the players, that
    when you reject God's Knowledge, God in turn Rejects you and Curse's You. Your
    PCH Online Games makes Billions of $$$Dollars a year Lying, Cheating and Stealing from the Players that play there. All of your Contests are rigged that normal honest players do not win. If you do not want to be called a pathetic liars, cheaters, thieves and Born Losers stop all the negative actions on PCH Online Games. Run An Honest Website! The FBI Internet Fraud Division has put several Internet Games Sites out of Business and has Imposed Hefty Fines, like the Entire years Revenue from Illegal Actions, compounded with Prison Sentences. Computer Hacking is a Federal Offense and is punishable by law. Ignore this posting I will continue to follow up with the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) Internet Fraud Division until I personally put all of Pathethic Liars, Cheaters, Thieves and Born Losers Out of Business PCH Online Games. PCH you have became Billionaires from Lying,
    Cheating and Stealing, If nobody else will do anything, God is capable of cursing
    every single employee from the CEO to the people who clean the toilets for PCH
    Online Games and their families. Pull out your Bible and read Hosea 4, it does not matter whether or not you believe is God, for God crated you, nor does it matter whether you sold your soul to satan, no name stands above the name of our Lord and Savor Jesus Christ, Lord God. You can silence me, yet you can not defeat me.
    Continue with your dishonest activities, Lying, Cheating and Stealing, and Allowing
    Your PCH Employees to Lie, Cheat, Steal and Hack People's Computers for Personal Gain, and see if I (God) do not Curse the ground That Publishers Clearing House walks on! Thus says the Lord God, of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, Your
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  • yo kevin you wanna know something real funny listen to this whats funny is how i went o get some coffee and this shit had me lost first i asked for coffee at the 7 eleven and the shit read wait a minute grasp yourself for this on the shit read brazillian..i mean damn can a nigga get a cup of coffee without a bikini wax i mean my god there were pigeons all in the window flcoking up my swag just looking at me and when i say pigeons i mean little thirsty gold diggers....they are everywhere those little cunts.....dont u hate getting a cup of coffee and you look right over your shoulder and then the next thing you see is some doo doo on your shoulder i mean real live doo doo not the doo doo from your ass but the doo doo that just drove up to the pump asking you for some change those damn pigeons neeed to stay in their coops the ones that i saw out the window as i gazed outta the 7 eleven window i mean my god she didnt even have her panties on .....like i said how hard is it to get some coffee at the 7 eleven when you have a flock of dry cooochie circling your premises who can i call about this error maybe fox eleven or channel 7 no i better not do that i might get arrested for for being black and trying to get cofffee at 7 am with my tail lights still on in thre handicapped section...and if i park there they might arrest me for not having a sticker but i pleaded that i was retarded and they didnt hear me....i mean damn how much longer does a nigga have to wait to be heard this shit is comedy.......i beeped my horn did u hear me beep....i beeped louder and louder then the police showed up and tried to arrest me for disturbing the peace..........i mean damn then i was parked in the handicap section because some pigeon tried to take up my space while i was only seeking to get coffee this shit is crazy funny hilarious...without a doubt...haha fatty haha skinny is what i said they are all laughing at me they said i was too skinny to get into my jeans so i said fuck em.....im not a tweaker....r u a tweaker lmao......no i dont hit pipes i use to back in the day way back in the day so far back when cell phones were just walkie talkies and niggas ran out of minutes....listen to this remember that way back when the boost was hott u use to call a nigga and he use to be like hold on i only got ten minutes left now nigga be like damn ten minutes...im on the all day chat plan i talk all damn day.......i mean its only $50.00 a month unlimited with boost....some fat lady at a bus stop told me that and i told her she needs to pay her bill six times on time so she can get a shrinkage plan cause shes been in mcdonalds too damn long and im falling short of excuses for her budging into me for I am skinny and they wanna arrest me for parking in the handicap section without a sticker but im retarded...lifes a trip but people let me tell you something nothing is funny the only funny thing is how everyone is on face book talking about everyone but there mommas......i mean seriously this shit is funny look around mothers need love too just the other day some lady told me shes not the daddy....n i said of course not because your daddy ran out on you too hun i mean the one u sucked and fucked then complained about because hes not around welll maybe he would stay around more often if everytime he seen you u didnt drop your draws like a pigeon.....ooooopppsss DID I SAY THAT...shits comedy bro this whole world is comedy............less than fifteen minutes ago i was just writing a letter to 50 cent and I bet u he hears me now......im a staggering g lowercase that is cause I aint exemplifying shit but drama i love drama and i dont hate i congratulate....People have got to let their voices be heard..and be careful what they say cause shit can get twisted....sorta like how I fell at the bar the other nite because i tripped over a bubble...no listen shits comedy i tripped over a bubble there was foam everywhere they call it a foam party....i came in orddered a drink and little did i know those pigeons started flocking again so right when i started thinking i was looking good mind you i had on my red bathing suit straight out the la district and as i was turning and jiving i put my right hand out and laid it on my thigh i put my left hand out and laid it on my other thigh and the bubbles started coming all out on me i was like ok hey eeyyyyyy heyyyy eyyyyyy and bamb a pigeon the same one that keeps flocking to her extent bumps into me and fall to the ground and on the way down all i see is hot run down coochie all over me i mean the shis was devistating i saw her the baby daddy she thought she was that left her the long pickle green hair line and her tomato red dress all in my face on the side of her stanking odor all over me n i get put out the club they should have called tonka truck to let her ass out before me before they said i was too drunk and leaning too hard so i had to go fuck the club the club is outta pocket.....loose change bastards...they can never give me a drink ever again...cotton mouth bastards......ill take a rain check ol whack ass hott ass club full of starving pigeons them hoes aint shit i mean that and i say that with emphasis....ol orangutang bang bang i booogie looking ass cashier trying to tell me i gotta go no u gotta go shouldnt have let pigeons in the club real talk theyre fucking up my peripheral view...this shit aint funny its comedy real sine pimpin been pimpin since friday the thirteenth that is shit is too fucking funny and rater R.....who the hell wanna see a rater R movie please tell me so what when we go in there a little poor kid who lost it at at the movies might shooot it up....bang on that mother fucker bang on that they said the counselor warned them but they must have not been listening because she flocked in like some pigeon with her snatch all out....ol stanky coochie habitat of a species...whats wrong with women these days all laid up at your best friends house sleeping with baby daddy...the baby daddy that yo homegirl can find cause hes sleeping wit yo asss.....shit is comedy...stand up shout it out i said it and if u feel u fit in the category well too bad for you im sorry i didnt mean to offend you this is some real shit...people have got to start smiling thats all im saying laugh a little bit quit crying over spilled milked that dairy got that lady at the bus stop a little too happy and she just blew up i mean hot damn she fired a cracker on me she hit me in the rear with that one...this is real talk one on one if anyone ever reads it and i dont ever say names cause america this is some true shit.....peolpe have got to feel me when i say tru shit..real recognize real...n what about the greyhound in la that shit is terrible...they have all these damn lanes i mean they say pull forward but everytime i try to pull forward these pigeons come out and just get to start clacking....repeatedly over and over...i mean damn my baggae cant be claimed when we have little spider dooopty pigeon woman all in the express lane damn.....i tried to get my luggage but that hoe kept chirping at me like she was hungry so i threw her some change...n the shit got deeper...she cocked her eye liked she wanted to fight so i sat back real far and thought to myself"ILLL BE DAMNNNNNN IF THIS NAPY HEADED PIGEON DONT GO GET SOME CRISCO FOR HER BISCUIT-I MIGHT NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH THE GATE" there i go again being stalled out this shit is crazy........yo my names young lahnita check my youtube channel...im infamous alright...whooop holla
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